Mohan : K ho Shyam, timro daat ajahi dukhiraheko chha ? aaba
chinta nagara yesko upachar masanga chha.
Shyam : Kasto upachar ?
Mohan : Thaha chha, jaba mero daat dukchha, mata sidha
ghar janchhu ra meri srimati laai angalo halera sutchhu.
Shyam : A teso bhaye aile timro srimati yetibela kaha
bhetinchin ta.
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Mohan : Yaar, euta khusi ko kura chha, Ma ra meri
premika bibaha gardai chhau ?
Shyam : Ho ra , ani kahile gardai chhau ta bihe ?
Mohan : Maile Magh 3 gate ra unle chai Phalgun 8 gate.
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Roshniko bibaha paschat unki sashule unlai samjhaain : Hera
, Aaja dekhi timi malai aafnai aama samjha, Mohan ko buba laai
aafnai buba samjha.
K hi ber pachhhi dhokako ghanti bajchha.
Sashu : Hera ta chori dhokama ko chha ?
Roshnile dhoka kholin ra Mohan lai dekhera
: Aama dai aaunu bhayechha !]
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Pasale : Hera Mohan, grahak laai kahile pani khali pathaunu
hudaina, yedi grahak le mageko saaman chaina bhane turantai arko mildo juldo
saaman offer garnu parchha.
Tetibela euta Grahak aaucha ra Toilet Paper magchha.
Mohan : Toilet Paper ta chaina, khaksi diu ?
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Ekpatak teen ota phal ek aapas ma guff gardai thia .
Apple : Malai ta sabaile dhoyera katera khanchan.
Ambak : Malai pani sabaile dhoyera katera khanchan.
Kera chai chup-chap lagera basiraheko dekhera Apple le sodhyo: Kina timi chup
chap lagera baseko ?
Kera : Ma k bhanu yaar, bhanna ni laaj lagchha, malai ta
sabai jana le nangojhar banayera khanchan .
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